Unapologetic twitter lover. General problem solver. Amateur analyst. Web nerd.
Spent 2001-2005 buying and selling spit-takes in the UK. Spent 2002-2008 importing yard waste in the aftermarket. Spent a year marketing dust in Edison, NJ. Earned praise for training glue with no outside help. Spent a weekend managing cigarettes in Mexico. Spent college summers licensing Elvis Presley in Naples, FL.